what-a-work-of-art-ive-spawned:
just found this on audiobook omg
I’M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF!
“she was deed” omfg
(Source: adrians1, via funnyassstuff)
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
I’ll put it on a T-shirt
(Source: aru, via ihavesocialanxiety)
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
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cute messages make me instinctively hide my face in my hands and fall to one side on my bed
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(Source: hhowimetyourmother, via peaselovehappiness)
‘big boobs don’t count if you’re fat’
yeah well bIG DICKS DONT COUNT IF YOU ARE ONE
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